GOOD MONDAY MORNING…IT IS A BRIGHT AND COOL DAY HERE IN THE NORTHERN PART OF LOUISIANA AND WE ARE ENJOYING IT.
WE HAD GOOD ATTENDANCE THROUGH OUT THE CHARGE SUNDAY…AT HOSSTON WE CELEBRATED MRS. ROMA MARTIN’S 100TH BIRTHDAY WITH A CAKE A BIRTHDAY CARD FROM THE PRESIDENT AND MANY WELL WISHES…ON SATURDAY THERE WILL BE A RECEPTION IN HER HONOR (NOTICE THE NOTE BELOW) AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO STOP BY AND SAY A WORD OF CONGRATULATIONS TO HER.
WE ARE FAST CLOSING ON A NEW MONTH AND LENT. TIME IS REALLY FLYING…I AM PUTTING THE CHARGE NEWS TOGETHER THIS WEEK SO IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE EMAIL IT TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
READINGS FOR THE WEEK:
DEUTERONOMY 18:15-20; PSALM 111
I CORINTHIANS 8:1-13; MARK 1:21-28
SERMON FOR SUNDAY
EMPOWERED ACTS 1:8
Please join us in a
100th Birthday Celebration
Honoring
Roma Martin
Saturday, January 28, 2012
2:00 pm - 4 pm
Hosston United Methodist Church
Highway 71
Hosston, Louisiana
I COULD NOT RESIST THIS ONE……
Do Not Talk To My Parrot
Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under *any* circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Lonefold's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.
But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!!"
To which the parrot replied: "GET HIM, Brutus!!"
MY HOPE IS THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THIS WEEK AS A CHILD OF THE KING…SHIP…LOVE AND LIVE LIFE JUST LIKE A KINGS KID…
SEE YOU SUNDAY!!!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
EMILE
